A Tale o' Love an' Loss:



ride a train whats your name

boy or girl thats the game



need some money take a loan

tom nook owns your heart and home



sell some shells dig some bones

catch some fish bake some scones



croak meow caw oink baa moo grr hoot

bork barf yip yarf bark woof yap HECK



hat shirt blouse shoes

shovel net fishing pole



lamp sofa dresser fridge

wide screen tee vee



dont reset the game cus ressettis gonna burn it down





THE CUCUMBER SONG:



Ye can't go wrong

With my Cucumber song

Cucumber, Cucumber

So green and long



They're so good cooked or raw

Or with some coleslaw

Go get me two or three

That I can gnaw



Here, take good note:

What moves old Kapp'n's boat

Be an iced, extra-nice

Cucumber Float



Fetch one for me young lad;

You won't be left sad!

Don't be slow or you'll know

I might get mad!





K K Rider: The Bells of Justice



When the law

Has been forsaken

And justice can not be found.

There's a dog,

Our only saviour;

K K Rider, Go!



Where evil is around,

K K will be found.

With two revs of his engine

The bad are prison bound!



Thank God!

He saves the day!

And his name

Is K K Rider!



~Solo~



The villagers

Must be protected

From Tom Nook's housing cartel!

Who will take

Their hard earned money;

K K Rider, Go!



Villagers beware,

Nook just doesn't care;

If you need a place to stay

He'll swap your bells with air;



Thank God!

He saves the day!

And his name

Is K K Rider!



And he'll keep

Tom Nook at bay,

Every day...



K K Rider!



K K, Go!

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