Lyrics to "Prancing Dad": SnappleMan, Going Down (x2) Don't let your pubic fat Get in the way You're fucked (x4) SnappleMan is fat and greek He masturbates with feta cheese He thinks he can win DoD But he will never beat me He's crazy Fat and lazy Pussied out Last time around SnappleMan, Going Down (x2) He does not know what he got into Thinking his only threat was that Jew I think that the time has come to pass To open up this can of whoop-ass He thinks he can win this fight using wank Unaware how much he's gonna get spanked You're fucked, you are fucked (x3) You're fucked, fucked fucked fucked fucked! SnappleMan is fat and greek, masturbates with feta cheese (x8) (He is crazy, fat and lazy) (x4) ================================================================================= Lyrics to "Lawn of the Dead": Sunflower! 1-2-3! Therefs a zombie on your lawn Therefs a zombie on your lawn Therefs a zombie on your lawn We donft want zombies on the lawn I know your type, tall dark and dead You wanna bite all the petals off my head And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here Ifm just a sunflower, but see me power an entire infantry You like the taste of brains, we donft like zombies I used to play football Road cones protect my head I have a screen door shield We are the undead! Therefs a zombie on your lawn Therefs a zombie on your lawn Therefs a zombie on your lawn We donft want zombies on the lawn Maybe itfs time to reevaluate I think you have a lot of food on your plate Brains are quite rich in cholesterol Youfre dead so it doesnft matter Instead wefll use this solar power To make a lawn defense at any hour I like your tricycle Therefs butter on my head Ifm gonna eat your brain We are the undead! Therefs a zombie on your lawn Therefs a zombie on your lawn Therefs a zombie on your lawn We donft want zombies on the lawn You don't have to burn the rope to win You need to plant seed packets so let's begin Charles Bronson might not be your ideal hero It's about brains, better use 'em or lose 'em. There are different kinds of zombies, so don't confuse 'em Don't let your solar power reserves reach zero Therefs a zombie on your lawn Therefs a zombie on your lawn Therefs a zombie on your lawn We donft want zombies on the lawn